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AI News Broadcast Generator · Soft Millennium
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Your remedy for the unpredictable chaos out there — blending news, music, and humor.
Fully automated from signal mining to YouTube upload. Every single day.
"May we live in interesting times... and enjoy every moment one chuckle at a time,
because we're here for just a blink of an eye."
A fully autonomous pipeline — from raw news signals to a published YouTube broadcast — running on a single machine with no human in the loop.
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Signal Mining
Crawls multiple news sources, extracts headlines and article summaries. Frequency analysis identifies trending topics by recurrence across sources.
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AI Report Gen
AI synthesizes crawled content into a structured broadcast script — intro, sentiment overview, news body, commentary, and a day-in-history segment.
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Voice Synthesis
Local XTTS generates broadcast-quality narration from script. No cloud TTS. No per-character billing. Runs entirely on local hardware.
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Visual Assembly
Keywords extracted from headlines drive automated image search and download. Graphics are selected and timed to match the narration — occasionally with comic results.
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YouTube Upload
Final video is rendered and uploaded automatically with generated title, description, chapters, and topic tags. Daily. Without a human touching a single button.
Inside Each Episode
ANATOMY OF A BROADCAST
Every episode follows a consistent chapter structure — generated fresh from the day's signals.
Chapter Breakdown
00:28
Introduction
00:48
Sentiment Overview
00:59
News
10:03
Commentary
11:42
Day In History
13:18
Outro
Example Trending Topics (by signal frequency)
russia war machine ×17u.k. arrest peter mandelson ×13ukraine hungary ×11el mencho mexico ×9zelensky putin ×8israel netanyahu ×6epstein telegraph ×6pakistan england wc ×6putin ukraine ×5iran u.s. ×3china us ×3paris landmarks ×3us northeast ×3olympics milan ×3venezuela us ×2west bank ×2
Topics ranked by cross-source frequency. Higher frequency = more sources reporting on it independently.
Capabilities
WHAT IT DOES
Built for scale. Runs unsupervised. The occasional mispronunciation or mismatched photo is a feature, not a bug.
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Multi-Source Mining
Crawls and aggregates news from multiple sources simultaneously. Cross-references for frequency to surface what's genuinely trending vs. what one outlet decided to push.
RSSWeb CrawlDedup
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AI Script Generation
Transforms raw summaries into a coherent, structured broadcast narrative — news, commentary, humor, and historical context. Opinionated but clearly labeled as synthetic.
LLMScriptChapters
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Local Voice Synthesis
XTTS-based narration running entirely on local hardware. Zero cloud API cost per episode. Broadcast-quality output with a synthetic presenter personality.
XTTSLocal Inference$0 TTS Cost
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Keyword-Driven Visuals
Automatically selects and downloads images based on headline keywords. Results range from perfectly apt to delightfully surreal — the unpredictability is part of the charm.
Image SearchAuto-SelectKeyword NLP
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Music by Fusion Extrusion
Background music sourced from Fusion Extrusion — the sister AI music platform. Both systems feed each other, creating a fully self-contained media ecosystem.
AI MusicBandcampCross-Platform
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Autonomous YouTube Upload
Render, metadata generation, chapter timestamps, description, topic tags, and YouTube upload — all automated. Human interaction: zero. Daily cadence: guaranteed.
YouTube APIAuto-MetadataDaily Cron
⚡ Transparency Notice
This entire news broadcast is 100% automatically generated by a program using AI and presented using a synthetic voice. Graphics and photos are automatically chosen and downloaded based on keywords extracted from headlines.
Since content is generated completely unsupervised, there may be occasional mispronunciations or photos that are a bit mismatched or even funny. A little unpredictability is what makes the result unique. It is also prudent to question and verify everything you hear and see.
Live Output
RECENT BROADCASTS
Published daily to YouTube. Each episode is unique — different topics, different visuals, same zero human intervention.
Latest Episode
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